The Feonberg Trial

Character description:
AlexanderTRK-
Ruki-
Judge-
Evil me:
Chuck Norris-
Guild Leaders-

Alex is dreaming-insert dream here-
-Wakes up-
Judge: Order, order in the court!
Evil me: YOUR HONOR I OBJECT!!!
Judge: Order I said!
Alex: Er...what on earth am I doing here?
Ruki: Don't you remember, baka?
Alex: Ruki? How did YOU get here?
Ruki: Oh God, this is going to be a long day.
Judge: ORDER, order in the court.
Alex: Who is that?
Ruki: That would be the judge.
Alex: Judge? Is this somekind of a trial?
Evil me: Yeah it is. All the other guild leaders are accusing you of defaming their guilds, stealing their guides and banners and harrassing their members.
and the innocent people of the cyberspace city called Feonberg are accusing you of starting all the drama wars and say you are responsible for all the "royal" and "knight" fetish problems.
Alex: Defaming guilds... stealing stuff... harrassing people... "royal" and "knight"... fetish?... Wait a minute... What?!
Ruki: Wow, what have you done this time?
Alex: Nothing, I swear!
Evil me: That's what they all say!
Alex: You...me...shut up.
Evil me: Make me!
Ruki: Just shut up already or I'll come there and smack you in the face.
Evil me: I have no more questions your honor...
Judge: Good...can we now please continue?
Guild leader 1: As I was saying, your honor.